Alright ya' ll. Lets here your most embarrasing moment out in the woods. Im talking about the ones you dont even want to share with your hunting buddies.
I have one that happened several years ago. This took place about mid morning while deerhunting from my stand on public land. The morning urge hit me
(you know the one caused by grapefruit n bagel breakfast and a bumpy drive to the woods), so I climbed down and walked off a ways to find a suitable hole in the ground to do my buisness. I walked about 200 yards and found a nice rotted stump. Perfect. I looked around me and determined that all was clear. While
in mid stream in my sumo wrestler squat, I heard a faint whistle in front of me.
I lifted my head and scanned the woods but didnt see anything. Probally a bird. Just then a little louder cat whistle. I then looked almost straight up . There, not 5 yards from me and 25 ft up in the tree was a woman hunter.[] She had the biggest grin on her face and was holding a gun and a 35 mm camera. Needless to say my blaze orange couldnt out shine my red face.[&:]