ORIGINAL: MichaelT.
ORIGINAL: GMMAT
Where are you going to find 1000 virgins ???
Best bet is Arkansas![8D]
Afraid not ..... state law mandates that virginity must be lost to get a drivers license or you get deported to an area North of the Mason Dixon line..... for being too ugly.
That quote might be the funniest thing ive heard in a long time!!!