In the words of Stewie... its not that they want me dead, its just that they don't want me to be alive... anymore

They're just some of my patient's families that I've turned in for child abuse, neglect of the elderly, etc. I actually had a State Trooper drive all the way to NYC to pick up a guy who left his mother (96) alone in her house with no medications, no transportation, nothing after her open-heart surgery. I've had several who vowed that once they got out of jail they'd"put me in my place." I'm actually the reason my Saturday night partner started carrying his pistol to work.

I'm not very popular, but I do keep the cops busy

BTW, the video was classic. Weird Al is great.