I'm going to be made into catfish bait.
Are we going to start another one of these goofy things??

How about
:
- Mounted by a taxidermist and placed on your favorite deer stand.
- Creamated, and have your ashes blown out of your favorite muzzle loader over 80 grains powder.
- Have your bones turned into charcoal and sent to the GOEX plant.
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