I only do short moves, nothing long distance.
As for the six guys and a box isn't going to happen here. Maybe two guys load me up on some gurney and wheel me to the hot box then my daughter is to scatter me to the wind in my favorite cedar swamp.
Only husbands and wives missing their soul mate visit grave sites these days to pay their respects.
Of course around here the theives visit to steal the head stones made of bronze and the urns.
I have been talking about just donateing the body to a university lately though.

Al