NC Hawkeye - you PAID for all your kids' college tuition!? Holy schnikey!

You wouldn't want to adopt a 28-year-old sonwith about $80,000 in student loans, by chance, would ya? I guarantee I can get my parents to sign off on the paperwork to formally disown me.

I make a great companion, and enjoy all sorts of outdoor activities. I'd consider myself the ultimate hunting wingman. And for a mere $80K, I could be all yours!

Seriously.
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As for theFASTvs.SLOW paradigm: I'd say that some (most)guys just don't have the moxy necessary to handle a bow of this caliber.

Kinda like handing the keys to a Ferrari to a 3-year-old . . .Orthe old richCEO with one foot in the grave, a 23 year-old trophy wife, and no Viagra prescription.

Just a totalwaste.