Ladies and Gentlemen:
How would you like to be a part of HUNTINGNET'S FIRST OFFICIAL NORTH AMERICAN HOLIDAY?
If so... GET YOUR PARTY HAT ON!!
I welcome everyone to join me inmaking
Team 13,The Dark Horses, the TOAST OF THE TOWN - in tonight's first official
Victory Parade and Light-up Festival!!!
Howcan youparticipate? The festivities begin with a
Grand Procession Of Lights Victory Parade, which willstart promptly
tonight atdusk. So, if you're driving in your car this evening, be sure to turn your headlights on in support of the team, and their historic march to glory.
When you seeother vehiclestonight with their headlightsablaze- you can rest assuredthat they're proudly offering their unchainedsupport for North America's top bowhunting team! Don't be shy - join them! Wear your heart on your sleeve and let the world know that you LOVE THE DARK HORSES!
Upon your return home, you can continue to support the cause by turninga fewlights on inside the house. No need to go overboard - just turn on the basic lights that you need. This portion of the event will be known as the
Festival of Lights! The Festival of Lights begins at dark and continues until bedtime. Be sure to peek out the window and make sure the neighbors are celebrating with the Team!
Why tonight? Today marks the 4th Thursday of 2008 - The Year of the Champions. We always celebrate the Giving of Thanks on the 4th Thursday of the month, so it's only natural that we have
"Thanksgiving in January" for thegreatest hunting team ever assembled!
Why should you care? Since this is an important holiday, all employees with 9-5 jobs will be OFF WORK from 5:00 tonight - until 9 a.m. TOMORROW!! All schools and government buildings will be closed from the time that they normally close on Thursdays, until their next scheduled re-opening on Friday!! The team asks that everyone take advantage of the time off to be with your families and celebrate the Dark Horses' historic gallop to victory lane!!
Signed:
The King
Assistant Vice-President of Team 13 Player Personnel
