matt, the washing the inside of the boots part put tears in my eyes...im dying. thats too much....
NYB, i think you might need to retale the tale...just for the newer guys

thats another classic...
ive never had any "accidents" but boy, ive went running many times. one trout opener i had a PBJ sandwhich and a coffee for breakfast on the 3hr ride to the mountains with dad...we are going down a dirt road in the ANF not minutes from our starting point and 15 minutes before legal fishing time..enough time to get the waders and vest on and hit the water...i yelled "pull over!!" grabbed ALL the napkins from dads truck and took off RUNNING. he was dying..i could hear him laughing the whole time...only thing was, there wasnt a tree or bush big enough to hide me from the road for 100+yds..closest thing was a tiny shed type thing...hope noone used it for a while...i made it as far back from it as i could so the passing trucks couldnt see me, but i didnt make it TOO far from that little shed lol...dad still brings up that story...and now when i ask for napkins in his truck, i dont get them all....he wasnt happy when i didnt bring ANY at all back and took all of them from his truck lol...