RE: Funny hunting-related wife/gf stories?
Well, this is a fishing story involving a teacher, but this thread reminded me of it.
Iwas a 4th grader and at the beginning of the school year the teacher tells the students to write a paper on what they did during the summer.
I write about a fishing trip with my grandfather. I wrote that I caught 8 fish and they were all Crappie.
She knew nothing about fishing and interpreted the word as [CRAPP-EE] instead of their actual species name pronounced [CRAWP-EE]. So she calls my mother all upset about a 4th grader using such vulgar language in a school paper. My mother explained it to her and all was okay, but I still laugh when I think about it.