ORIGINAL: Jimimac
ORIGINAL: Sliverflicker
ORIGINAL: Jimimac
I'm working on a fart enhancing product that willturn your gas into a most effective deer lure. The key is in my secret chile recipe that will be bundled with the fart pill. The ingredients in both the chile and the fart pill if consumed 12 hours before the hunt interact with each other to produce the gas of choice. I'm also marketing a new line of clothing to get that gas out in the open quickly. Yep...a hole in the bum area.
I love eating Chile in the fall, of course we know the drawback (farting) of that for bowhunters. I have trained myself to cock my hind quarters at just the right position to make one sound just like a Buck grunt, so with your secret chile recipe and fart pill and my ability to grunt like a buck, I will have the best grunt call/deer lure on the market (will it come in doe in heat?) Put me down for field advisor staff and get me some soon as possible.
PS. Dont worry about the pants, I already have some with a hole in the bum area from my wifes chile!
You are in! That will be a lethal combo. We'll be offering doe in heat, dominant buck as well as poo poo surprise as anearly season curiosity scent.
I think you two brothers are on to something big here. I would like to get in on the ground level and share in your future wealth. Like a magician can throw his voiceI have the ability to throw my cheese. I can make it sound like it came from the other side of the deer trail. With Jimimac's pill and silverflicker's superior aim and ofcourse my uncanny ability to throw cheese I can see millions in our future.