ORIGINAL: The Rev
Hey, I'm the grill master



... I've cooked it all inculding armadillo... I had some backstrap steaks last month, but trust me Axis is so much better, and a young pig is awesome, after all I am Polish, I eat sausage all the time. I make my own polish sausage.
I'd rather eat that than a two inch thick porter house steak.

Whoa whoa whoa.....I'm polish also, but a 2 inch thick porter house?.....
