Me an' my good buddy Muleskinner are goin' to the bar to watch No. 6 Kentucky beat the livin' crap outta them Florider Gators. I don't reckin' there's any Florider basketball fans on a huntin' site, cause after all, them light steppin', limp wristed, thong wearin' Florider folk ain't up to real manly activities. I bet they have a hard time gettin' those boys to change outta their sandals long enuff to play a whole basketball game. All them purdy suntanned girls gotta hold a team back too. KY girls are purdy as any, but they stay at home so's not to make trouble fer men folk. An' they don't cook themselves so their freckles is hid. Anyhoo, check out the game an' git off this board. An' never dunk with a layup will do.

BJ