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It's time to repostQuiksilvers best post ever.
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"I have no chance at the deer in my avatar, so I figure this 31 incher will definitely get me some more credibility on the site." - Siman08/OH
After posted that, i had that beast at 20 yards. Maybe this post will draw him in again ;) "I wntd tu git a deer. Now i kan. Im ixcited." - Bigtim6656 Sorry Tim, bud this one was classic! :D |
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That post cracks me up every time I see it!:D
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Maybe Fran's greatest post ever, but........
 Thanks Kyle for finding this glorious work of art and the real truth behind the man they call "Quicksilver" |
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LOL Siman that was a classic....
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Credit goes to Kyle :D
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"I've been talking a big game for a long time. Now, maybe I'll actually produce some real-world results to go with it." - MN/Kyle
I scored:) |
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Don't lie Kyle. We all know that was a roadkill. :eek:
LOL J/K I gotta give credit where due. The Horse Tamers did pretty well this year. It was definitely a commendable effort. I mean...y'all still got your asses kicked, but so did everybody else. [:-][:o] Better luck next year. Thanks for playing. :D |
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ORIGINAL: quiksilver Don't lie Kyle. We all know that was a roadkill. :eek: LOL J/K I gotta give credit where due. The Horse Tamers did pretty well this year. It was definitely a commendable effort. I mean...y'all still got your asses kicked, but so did everybody else. [:-][:o] Better luck next year. Thanks for playing. :D |
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yea kyle thats what i'm talking bout. lets get the turkey contest goin. as soon as my deer season is over of course.
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