RE: Deer and Turkey
That's all great and everything. Glad ya enjoyed the sights and area.
BUT HOW ABOUT A LITTLE BITE ON THE TONGUE - OK?!
Ever hear the saying, "the best spots are ones not spoken about"?
Listen up everyone. This guy obviously had a severe exhaust leak into his vehicle or happened upon some magic mushrooms. There really ain't much for deer hunting (or turkeys for that matter) anywhere in Illinois. ESPECIALLY THE SOUTHERN PARTS!
He might have seen a deer or a turkey and with the effects of the fumes or shrooms, was having some severe kalidescope visions or something.