RE: Shotgun hunting carp
First off, why would you even want to kill or catch a carp??? Please tell me you don't eat those trash-suckers. Second, that would be no fun at all anyways. Third, if you're gonna do it: Make doughballs out of bread, peanut butter, and minced garlic. Ball it up on a treble hook and catch your carp. THEN you take it down to Leroy on the street corner and sell him all your trash-guzzlers for a dollar a piece.