RE: Guy tried climbing in my stand
DEER: hey you.....
GUY: um? hello?
DEER: boy....you better be leavin my lady deer alone..
GUY: who's there?
DEER: boy i aint gonna tell ya again...ya better get the hell away from my does
GUY: who is that?
DEER: i am gonna kick your a$$..thats who i am boy...dont be askin me stupid questions boy. you can call me mr. Big buck
GUY: uh. mr.big buck, sir?
DEER: I see you checkin out my does.
GUY. no mr. big buck sir....
DEER:THATS IT!!!! IM GONNA GET YOU!!!!!!!!(AT THIS POINT YOU PUT YOUR BUcK GRUNT IN YOUR MOUTH AND HOLD YOUR RATTLING ANTLERS ON YOUR HEAD AND START AN FULL ON CHARGE AT HIM)