ORIGINAL: RobertSubnet
Great story!
A couple of days ago I was sitting against a tree here in Arizona. When I heard this loud noise moving through the brush. Thinking I was about to bag some monster white tail, it was all I could do to keep still while big-foot thedeer moved in to my field of vision.
Then it got quiet-very quiet.
Still I managed to keep from moving not wanting to scare it off.
Then it moo-ed.
I successfully hunted a cow
Speaking of cows, a few weeks ago I had a 10 minute delay trying to use my pitching wedge at 40 yards off the 16th green at my favorite golf course.
There was a cow standing right next to the flag pole sticking in the hole. A couple of other golfers shooed him off the green - I put the ball 15 feet from the hole - then needed four putts to get the ball in - because the green now had large hoof divets due tothe cow'sweight. Some spots were now bare of grass.
We all agreed that all three golfers wouldaward themselvesa "two-putt" for that hole. The cow was eventually evicted for not paying the golf course fees.