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Old 09-30-2005, 05:03 AM
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Cloudwalker
 
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This happened a long time ago, before people got enlightened about how to live with grizzly bears. Three Europeans were going on a day-hike in Glacier Park---one from England, one from France, and one from the Czeck Republic. They stopped to talk to the Ranger before beginning their trek. After they describe their planned route, the Ranger emphatically advises them to choose another destination, because there are a couple of problem-grizzlies up there, and they would be risking their lives. But the Europeans are insistent about taking this route, and off they go. By evening, they still have not returned. The ranger fears the worst. The next morning, he gathers his team together and goes looking for the three Europeans. Soon, the team comes to a clearing and spots two grizzlies, a male and a female, looking very full and content. The ranger shakes his head sadly and does what he has to do---he shoots the two grizzlies dead. (Remember, this was a long tima ago). The team then proceeds to cut open the female, and sure enough, inside her stomach they find the Englishman and the Frenchman. Then they know. The ranger shakes his head and says, with great sadness, "I just know it--- the Czeck is in the male."
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