My wife once made the mistake of coming between me and fishing , I literally threw my license in her lap and didn't fish for nearly four years , and hardly a day went by without me reminding her that she was the reason . Recently she threw in the towel and all but begged me to go back to fishing . I agreed to do so , but only on one condition: IF YOU EVER TRY TO DO THAT TO HUNTING YOU'LL BE SLEEPING ALONE UNTIL YOU DIE . I'm the Emperor of the Prick Universe , so she knows that I mean it .

The best advice I can give is don't get married period . That said , if you really must stoop to marriage at least have the sense to marry somebody who likes to hunt and fish . Just think of the fun you could have during those slow days in the pop-up blind ...