[ul][*]no playing with women while driving (we're dangerous)[*]no driving while looking at women (we're distracting)[*]no drinking soda, water, ect. while driving while looking at women (you may choke)[*]always wear your seatbelt while looking at women (you might have to slam on the brakes to miss that car you weren't paying attention to while you were looking at the women)[*]no winking at women (it is important to keep both eyes open when driving)[*]keep your hands on the steering wheel at all times (the radio does not need to be turned up, honestly it just gives women a headache)[*]most importantly: NO WOMEN IN THE VEHICLE WHILE THE DRIVER IS OPERATING THE VEHICHLE. Pull-off areas are acceptable, but when the vehicle is in motion she must be made to walk [/ul]
in all honesty, have fun, be safe, and don't let me catch you speeding... i have a redlight on my roof and i know how to use it!
