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BOWHUNTINGisLIFE 03-01-2008 07:28 PM

Post your best Chuck Norris Jokes
 
Post your best Chuck Norris joke here.

AmateurHunter44857 03-01-2008 07:46 PM

RE: Post your best Chuck Norris Jokes
 
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits...

DustinMay 03-01-2008 07:48 PM

RE: Post your best Chuck Norris Jokes
 
They made Chuck Norris toilet paper once.. it didnt work wellcause Chuck Norris dont take sh** from anybody!

AmateurHunter44857 03-01-2008 07:52 PM

RE: Post your best Chuck Norris Jokes
 
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice

AmateurHunter44857 03-01-2008 07:54 PM

RE: Post your best Chuck Norris Jokes
 
[align=center]01[/align] Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. [align=center]02[/align] Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. [align=center]03[/align] Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. [align=center]04[/align] If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. [align=center]05[/align] Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. [align=center]06[/align] When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. [align=center]07[/align] Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. [align=center]08[/align] Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. [align=center]09[/align] They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody. [align=center]36[font="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"]37[/align] A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

OKbowhunter20 03-01-2008 08:28 PM

RE: Post your best Chuck Norris Jokes
 
Chuck Norris can ride a wheelie on a unicycle

Hick442 03-01-2008 08:48 PM

RE: Post your best Chuck Norris Jokes
 
when chuck Norris falls in water he doesn't get wet the water gets chuck norris.

sachiko 03-02-2008 06:33 AM

RE: Post your best Chuck Norris Jokes
 
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

A list of facts about Chuck Norris





halfrack VIII 03-02-2008 04:16 PM

RE: Post your best Chuck Norris Jokes
 
When chuck norris does push ups he doesn't push up the earth gets pushed down.

Brod_Man 03-07-2008 07:10 PM

RE: Post your best Chuck Norris Jokes
 
There were no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Nobody doesnt like Sara Lee,..... except Chuck Norris.

The Manhattan project wasnt created to make the a-bomb, that would later be used to end WWII, it was created to try and replicate the power of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse. It failed....... MISERABLY.

If you misspell Chuck Norris on a GOOGLE search it wont say"did you mean Chuck Norris" it will say "run while you still can"

Chuck Norris is the only person who can roundhouse kick the BACK of your face.

Chuck Norris once took on bothe Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest. He beat them both. At the smae time.

Chuck Norris doesnt read books, he stares them down till he gets the information he wants.

The credits at the end of every Walker Texas Ranger isnt a list of the actors in the show. Its actually a list of the victims he killed in the show.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Ive got more coming.


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