What A Opening Day For A Deer Hunter

[jrbsr]

The night before Deer opener
Your Wifes Boss calls and she has to go to work at 12 instead of
3 PM and you have to be home and watch the Kids.
No problem you will just hunt half a day.

The next day.
Its 3:30 Am.
You put on your scent free camo.
You load your truck.
Then you hear SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
You go what the &^%*.
You get out and sure enaugh a tire is going flat.
You change the tire its now 4:00 Am
You put the key in and turn.
Nothing not even a click click click sound.
You go what now.
You raise the hood , only to find out.
Some one stole the battery.
You are really Peod now.
You get the spare battery off the extra car you have and put it in.
Its now 4:30 AM
You put the key in and bingo it starts like a champ.
You hollor Yaa Hoo Im Off.
You go about 10 to 15 feet.
And the motor cuts off.
You go What is Happening Now.
The person that stole the battery also stole the gas.
You grab the lawn mower gas, and spill it all over you whole putting it in the gas tank.
You go back in the house, and take a shower, and put on more scent free camo.
Finelly you get started for the 30 min drive to your hunting spot.
Its now 6oAm
You get to the Gov hunting land.
You get out and the first thing happens.
Gues who walks up.
You got it the Game Warden.
He says can I see your hunting lac.
You say sure, then remember you changed camo.
And left it at home.
You spen 30 minutes explaning every thing to him,
About what happened to you.
He says since you dodn't start hunting yet he will let you go with a warning.
Just go home and get your lic.
You say at least you didn't get a ticket.
its now 6:45 Am
You go home, get your hunting lic its now 7:15 Am
Your wife comes out and says you got one allready.
You take 30 minutes to tell her all about what happened.
Now its 7:45 Am
Your wife says bay the way you have a Dr.s apointment at
9o Am today.

Poor Guy

[pa_yote_hunter]

sounds like you had fun!!

[Red Lion]

That reads about right!

[bryant1]

That bad luck! I got one for you: I was married 3 years ago on the opening day of muzzleloader season(which is the peak of the rut). Stupid me I forgot the whole timeshe wasplanning the wedding it didn't clicked that is what date it was! For the past two years we have had our anniversary the weekend before(last weekend of bow season) so I can hunt the muzzleloader openingday. My wife is veryunderstandingabout hunting season.

[Super G Force]

With all that went wrong at the start of the morning.... I would have to go back in the house and lock the doors in fear of my morning getting any worse!!

[bristowboy_20]

once I had to sit in the truck and it took 45 minutes to get it started,

And another time We were walking to the truck, and my cousin pulls in the driveway, drunk as a skunk! He starts crying and keeps telling us to shoot him..(He was having relationship problems lol).. needless to say we didnt get to go hunting at all that day because we had to watch his arse to make sure he didnt do something stupid. HEs 30-something yrs old. blah lol

[andy da animal]

that is some tuff luck! did you ever get to hunt that day?

[nchawkeye]

bryant...At least your wife know what happens during the rut.....
Mine forgot years ago......[]