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Old 01-30-2007, 05:34 AM   #1
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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DEER HUNTER AND HIS WIFE


HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made
plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends
all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit
late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but
he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, "Nothing." I
asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't
upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On
the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept
driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say,
"I love you, too."
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completey, as if he
wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and
watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and
his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure
that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY:

Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid.

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Old 01-30-2007, 05:51 AM   #2
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Too bad about the deer but you had a happy ending
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Old 01-30-2007, 11:11 AM   #3
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What size deer was it?
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Old 01-30-2007, 11:16 AM   #4
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I heard that one but when I heard it they were talking about a ballgame. Good joke. That's halarious
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thats pretty funny
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Old 02-03-2007, 10:01 AM   #6
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Funny

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More about the deer, details!
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Old 02-03-2007, 05:47 PM   #8
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[8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D]I love it
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I love happy endings!
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