Nasty Rumor

john nail · 02-11-2002, 02:15 AM

Rumor has it that our own Mighty Floxter was beaten in a shooting contest by a certain master arrowmaker...........<img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>

Floxter · 02-11-2002, 09:34 AM

John, the fact that he won once only proves the old adage that "...even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then." Besides, the last batch of arrows he supplied me were all warped.<img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle>

Jack

lamb1647 · 02-11-2002, 10:04 AM

Floxter,

Were the arrows warped BEFORE or AFTER the shoot? <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

Bill

Floxter · 02-11-2002, 10:45 AM

I think most of them were warped before the shoot, but the ones that weren't, he bent when he pulled them. (There's no honor among thieves.)

Jack

john nail · 02-11-2002, 02:40 PM

Jack! You gotta be more creative than that!
My best excuses....
1. The sun was in my eyes
2. I broke my concentration by glancing at that coyote/deer/bikini! didn't you see it?
3. Rotational forces in the earth caused a sudden flux in the magnetic poles.....

Floxter · 02-11-2002, 03:03 PM

The only other thing I'm gonna say on the matter is that if he keeps bragging 'bout his infrequent victories I'm gonna switch from Elite Arrows to Troy Breeding; then he'll be sorry <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>
Jack

Edited by - floxter on 02/11/2002 16:04:57

Edited by - floxter on 02/11/2002 16:06:41