A Roast for COB

lamb1647 · 01-28-2002, 05:18 AM

Some of you other fellas know COB much better than I do. Let's give him a good roastin' if you know what I mean. If you have a good story about him, that is mostly truthful and properly imbellished, share it!

Bill

Datbuck · 01-28-2002, 08:03 AM

I don't know if I should tell about the last time Cobbie, LBR, and I were in Vegas?

Chad, should I?

Questions, or comments? Please feel free to email me at datbuck@hunting.net

Blue Moose @ Office · 01-28-2002, 01:53 PM

SHUT UP, COB!!! (I really have no idea where that came from, but thought I'd beat everybody else to the punch)<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

COB · 01-28-2002, 05:56 PM

Holy Mackerel! <img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle> A COB roast? <img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle> I think I'll head for the hills. Be back in a year or three! <img src=icon_smile_blush.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src=icon_smile_shy.gif border=0 align=middle>

arrowsmit · 01-28-2002, 06:15 PM

Just hold still ya old fart, you're so old & slow we'll be done a'fore ya get outta earshot anyhow! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> Hey, what arrys ya bringin to KK this year, more o'them dang plastic sody straws? I bet you couldn't shoot nearly as good if'n ya wuz usin REAL arrys! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> BTW, did'ja ever kill any o'them deers ya wuz shootin at?? Haha!

Gettin warm enuff in here yet Cobster? <img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle>

LBR · 01-28-2002, 07:18 PM

Here is a little bit of information on 'ol Cobbie. He is so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea, Cob was on the bank fishing, and every time he breaks wind dust comes out. He's so short, he bumps his butt every time he steps off a curb, and needs a stepladder to kick a snake in the belly. A "stiff" drink to him is Geritol with a prune juice chaser. Most insulting of all, he shoots CARBON arrows and endless strings!

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Chad

(See you at the KK bud!)

Long Bows Rule!

lamb1647 · 01-28-2002, 07:23 PM

LBR,

Did you say carbon arrows? Why did COB come back to this forum. This is the Traditional Forum. He must have mistaken us for the Bowhunting Forum! Does he wear a crewcut now?

I've got a good buddy who is about COBs age and he has reverted to childhood. He is wearing a crewcut. I think he is having a flashback to Marine bootcamp! I wonder if that is what is going on with COB or if it is just old age?

Bill

LBR · 01-28-2002, 07:58 PM

I believe Cob's "hairdo" is a high-sheen polish, with a bit of fuzz around the edges. Dead ground won't grow no crop! Lol

Chad

lamb1647 · 01-29-2002, 11:28 AM

Chad,

If you have an occasion to be at an outdoor shoot with COB, you will want to make sure he keeps a hat on his chrome dome. You wouldn't want the glare ruining the vision of somone attempting to shoot. Also, you wouldn't want his brains to get scrambled like eggs! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

What's that you say? Oh yeah, he did work in supply at GE. That means he didn't need brains so you can forget that last one! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

Bill

Edited by - lamb1647 on 01/29/2002 12:30:38

COB · 01-29-2002, 03:03 PM

Dam! That's what the fish said when he swan into the cement wall by the way. I'm being cut to ribbons here. In my defense:

1. "Shut up Cob" is a loving term used by ALL my friends! Use it at will!

2. Vic I will bring my "African Ebony Reed Wood" to shoot at the KK. I will also bring aluminum and RRA POC as I am an equal opportunity shooter. By the way you will pay for that ole fart crack!

3. Chad stop using all my short jokes and I use flemish strings thank you. None made by you thank goodness. How was that for pay backs?

5. My last crew cut (flat top) was back in 1959. Yes it was in style them and has made a come back. I have long curly locks now. I was to smart to be in the armed services. I have always been a leader and not a follower.

6. I always ware my Fred Bear style hat so I can look like my hero. But if I was to take off my hat you all would be jealous of my pretty wavy hair.

Now if we can not make this a factual roast we need to at least be nice. <img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>