Bowfishing/BadBreath
Tom, Doug and Jim were out bowfishing for Muskie one gorgeous spring morning.
Tom spotted a huge muskie coming out of the weedbed and nailed it good with his recurve. After fighting it for two minutes he slipped and went overboard into the murky water. The other two watched, waiting for him to surface. After two minutes Doug turns to Jim and says " he' s been down there a long time, we should go in after him" , Jim took off his boots and dove into the murky water. Feeling around the bottom he grabs onto an arm, and hauls what seems to be a lifeless body into the boat. Doug immediatly starts mouth to mouth and says " galdurnit, I don' t remember his breath being so bad man. Jim says " yeah, I don' t remember him wearing a snowmobile suit either" !
Morning Yuk-Yuk, enjoy.
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