Don't use your wall heater as a backstop.<img src=icon_smile_blackeye.gif border=0 align=middle>
Don't tie a target to the dogs tail to simulate a moving critter. They always run in circles.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
As evidenced by a photo of our fearless leader that hit this site some time ago. Don't string a bow backwards and never ever draw when it's strung backwards.<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>
Never use superglue or similar to apply your rug rest to your bow.
Never place a bowquiver out past the wedges.
You'll only stringslap your forearm when you're not wearing a brace.
When roving, look twice or three times before releasing the arrow. You never know what that white patch is in the brush. One guy (not me) thought it was a piece of trash and it turned out to be the white behind of a nude sunbather. He didn't shoot, but did marry her a couple years later.
Make em sharp and shoot em straight, or leave em home.