CHANGES IN THE WORKPLACE
As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama officially becomes president-elect, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:
1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are under-achieving a "fair shake".
2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst you. This will help those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.
3. All top management will now be referred to as "the government." We will not participate in this "pooling" experience because the law doesn't apply to us.
4. The "government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard "for the good of all".
5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's "good to spread the wealth around". Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more "patriotic".
6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?)!!!
If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.
VOTE MCCAIN - PALIN TUESDAY NOV 4TH 2008
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HEY! I really like Obama. Barak is eloquent, good looking and a great speaker. My only complaint is that he is on the wrong side of virtually every issue. I mean I don't agree with him on anything that I am aware of. I do like the guy's personality, though.
[:'(]NOT ME!! OR ANY OTHER PERSON I KNOW THAT HAS A CLUE ABOUT THE ISSUES AND WHAT HE STANDS FOR, AND NOT JUST LISTENING TO TO MOST OF THE FAR LEFT MEDIA!....................VOTE McCAIN/palin tomm.
The fact that someone like Obama is even allowed to enter our presidential race much less have a lead is a sad statement for this country and our fellow citizens. Completely against Obama here. COMPLETELY.
Someone like Obama shouldn't even be allowed to enterthe presidential race? I sure disagree with you. I am disappointed that he is the democratic candidate but not be allowed to enter the presidential race? There are countries like that. I am sure glad this is not one of them.
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The Virginia Hunting Dog Alliance is working to secure, for posterity, the heritage of hunting with dogs in the Commonwealth of Virginia and to promote and advance the opportunities to use dogs for hunting through aggressive educational programs and poli
Me vote for Obama? Pfffffffffttttt..... NOT! [:'(]
Let me be blunt and direct: If someone held a gun to my head and tried to force me to click the button for Obama, I'd rather they just pull the trigger!!!! [:@]
CHANGES IN THE WORKPLACE
As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama officially becomes president-elect, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:
1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are under-achieving a "fair shake".
2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst you. This will help those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.
3. All top management will now be referred to as "the government." We will not participate in this "pooling" experience because the law doesn't apply to us.
4. The "government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard "for the good of all".
5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's "good to spread the wealth around". Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more "patriotic".
6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?)!!!
If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.
VOTE MCCAIN - PALIN TUESDAY NOV 4TH 2008
The above is exactly what Fidel Castro did to his people..........He brought them Change![:@]
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Jesus said, "he who stands firm to the end will be saved" Mark 13:13.
Live Life in such a way that those who do not know Christ will come to know Him because they know you
WHO'S VOTING HUSSIEN BARRACK OBAMA
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