Post your best Chuck Norris Jokes
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[align=center]01[/align] Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. [align=center]02[/align] Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. [align=center]03[/align] Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. [align=center]04[/align] If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. [align=center]05[/align] Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. [align=center]06[/align] When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. [align=center]07[/align] Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. [align=center]08[/align] Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. [align=center]09[/align] They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody. [align=center]36[font="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"]37[/align] A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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RE: Post your best Chuck Norris Jokes
There were no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Nobody doesnt like Sara Lee,..... except Chuck Norris.
The Manhattan project wasnt created to make the a-bomb, that would later be used to end WWII, it was created to try and replicate the power of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse. It failed....... MISERABLY.
If you misspell Chuck Norris on a GOOGLE search it wont say"did you mean Chuck Norris" it will say "run while you still can"
Chuck Norris is the only person who can roundhouse kick the BACK of your face.
Chuck Norris once took on bothe Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest. He beat them both. At the smae time.
Chuck Norris doesnt read books, he stares them down till he gets the information he wants.
The credits at the end of every Walker Texas Ranger isnt a list of the actors in the show. Its actually a list of the victims he killed in the show.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Ive got more coming.
Nobody doesnt like Sara Lee,..... except Chuck Norris.
The Manhattan project wasnt created to make the a-bomb, that would later be used to end WWII, it was created to try and replicate the power of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse. It failed....... MISERABLY.
If you misspell Chuck Norris on a GOOGLE search it wont say"did you mean Chuck Norris" it will say "run while you still can"
Chuck Norris is the only person who can roundhouse kick the BACK of your face.
Chuck Norris once took on bothe Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest. He beat them both. At the smae time.
Chuck Norris doesnt read books, he stares them down till he gets the information he wants.
The credits at the end of every Walker Texas Ranger isnt a list of the actors in the show. Its actually a list of the victims he killed in the show.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Ive got more coming.