Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the
ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a
room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'Why no he answers, I am Moses;
Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again,
he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a
beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am
Jesus...You will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus!
Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs
ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets
this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once
again repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is, by
now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son.... I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but, you look
exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee..?'
'Yes! Please!' as God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out:
'Hey Mohammed-- two coffees!'''
Keep your trust in God ......your government has let you down ...........
Boudreaux suddenly quit drinking, took a bath, quit chasing women, quit his poker games and started laying around. He started cutting the grass around the church, even painted it and was faithful to be first to attend on Sundays! Father Thibodeaux asked him what about dis wonderful change that had done overtook him. Boudreaux explained, "I heard "Crisis in the Gulf" and if He's dat close, I wanna be good to go!
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