Jewish humor

[biscuit eater]

An archaeologist was digging in Israel's Negev Desert and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.

"I've just discovered the 3,000 year oldmummy of a man who died of a heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.

To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."

A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"

"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 shekels on Goliath.'"

[Kosherboy]

An Old man and his wife go to the holy land to see all the sacred sites, but the woman dies during the trip, the morgue suggests she could be bury in the holy land very cheaply about $150 US. But the old man wouldn't have it he insisted in shipping the body back to the US, Medical Examiner said well you know that's going to cost you 10 to 15,000 , why would you want to spend that ?.
He replied well I've being married to that woman for 50 years, the doctor was humbled and said so you want to have her near by then ?
Well yes but what worries me is that a man 2000 years ago died here and 3 days later he resurrected.