Joke

[IL_ray_phillips]

A Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served
as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan
University in Marquette . They would get together
two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.


One day, someone made the comment that preaching to
people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge
would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another and they decided to do an
experiment. They would all go out into the woods,
find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
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Seven days later, they were all together to discuss
their experience.
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Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on
crutches, and has various bandages on his body and
limbs, goes first.
'Well,' he says, 'I went into the woods to find a
bear. And when I found him I began to read to him
from the Catechism.
Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and
began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my
holy water, sprinkled him and,
Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a
lamb. The bishop is coming out next week....'
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Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a
wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and
an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory,
he exclaimed, 'WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't
sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND a bear. And then I
began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But
that bear wanted nothing to do with me.
So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We
wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another
until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him
and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you
said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the
rest of the day praising Jesus.'
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The Priest and the Reverend both looked over at the
Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a
body cast and traction with IVs and monitor leads
running in and out of him. He was in very poor
physical shape.
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The Rabbi looks up and says, 'Looking back on it,
circumcision may not have been the best way to
start.'
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[Zeke001]

... that was EPIC... im remembering that one...

[mudhead1s wife]