Three Proofs that Jesus Was...
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>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
>> He went into his father's business
>> He lived at home until he was 33
>> He was sure his Mother was a virgin,
>> and his Mother was sure he was God
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>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
>> He never got married
>> He was always telling stories
>> He loved green pastures
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>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
>> His first name was Jesus
>> He was bilingual
>> He was always being harassed by the authorities
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>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
>> He talked with his hands
>> He had wine with every meal
>> He worked in the building trades
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>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
>> He called everybody "brother"
>> He liked Gospel
>> He couldn't get a fair trial
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>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
>> He never cut his hair
>> He walked around barefoot
>> He started a new religion
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>> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
>> He had to feed a crowd,
>> at a moments notice,
>> when there was no food.
>> He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men
>> who just didn't get it.
>> Even dead, he had to get up
>> because there was more work for him to do.
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