A little humor

[sachiko]

The pope is having lunch when one of his advisers come in saying, "Your holiness, I have some good news and some bad news."

"Well I'll have the good news first then" says the pope.

"We've just learned that Jesus has returned, your holiness," says the adviser.

"That is so wonderful. Have all our church bells around the world start ringing," says the pope. "But after such wonderful new, how could there be any bad news?" asks the pope.

"Well the bad news, your holiness," replies the adviser, "is that He called from Salt Lake City."

[The Rev]

ORIGINAL: daddyslittlegirl

The pope is having lunch when one of his advisers come in saying, "Your holiness, I have some good news and some bad news."

"Well I'll have the good news first then" says the pope.

"We've just learned that Jesus has returned, your holiness," says the adviser.

"That is so wonderful. Have all our church bells around the world start ringing," says the pope. "But after such wonderful new, how could there be any bad news?" asks the pope.

"Well the bad news, your holiness," replies the adviser, "is that He called from Salt Lake City."

[Rebel Hog]

ORIGINAL: daddyslittlegirl

The pope is having lunch when one of his advisers come in saying, "Your holiness, I have some good news and some bad news."

"Well I'll have the good news first then" says the pope.

"We've just learned that Jesus has returned, your holiness," says the adviser.

"That is so wonderful. Have all our church bells around the world start ringing," says the pope. "But after such wonderful new, how could there be any bad news?" asks the pope.

"Well the bad news, your holiness," replies the adviser, "is that He called from Salt Lake City."

[Snooky]

Thats funny.
Salt Lake better hope that the call doesn't come from Independence, Mo!!

A little boy sat in front of the mall with a box containing a litter of new puppies to give away. A gentleman stopped and asked what kind of puppies they were. The boy replied, "these are Baptist puppies sir" . The fellow again past the mall in a few days and the same boy sat with a couple of puppies in a box with a sign advertising, Pentecostal puppies free to a good home. The fellow stopped andasked if they were the same puppies that he hadearlier. Yes sir replied the young man. The fellow said, I thought these were Baptist puppies son. The young fellow replied, That was before their eyes were open.

[sachiko]

[mudhead1s wife]

That was great!