Did you hear about the college student who was taking the course in ornithology, which is a study of birds?
This class in ornithology had the reputation of being the most difficult class in the whole curriculum. And the professor was an extremely difficult professor. Everybody feared him. But it was a required course, & every student had to take it.
As the course began, the professor announced there would be a test in 40 days & it would compose a large portion of the grade. So you had to do well on that test. Everybody studied. They took copious notes. They made sure they understood everything the professor said.
On the 40th day the students filed into the lecture hall with sweaty palms, extremely nervous. On the stage was a table with 5 cages on it. Each cage had a cover & beneath the cover they could see the feet & spindly legs of a bird.
At the sound of the bell, the professor addressed the students, "Here"s the test. You can see there are 5 birds & they"re all covered except for their feet & legs. You must tell me the identity of each of those 5 birds by looking only at their feet & legs."
Everyone had studied long & hard, but no one had anticipated such a test. And they were all sweating, trying to remember something, anything, that could help them pass the test.
Finally, one student stood up & said, "This is ridiculous. This is the craziest test I have every seen, & you"re the worst professor in this whole school." He said, "I quit. I"m out of here. I"m not going to take this test." And he turned & walked toward the door.
"Just a minute young man." said the professor. "Who are you? I demand your name right now." The young man stopped, took a long look at the professor, & then pulling up both of his pant legs said, "You tell me."
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The great day of the LORD is near, it is near, and hasteth greatly, even the voice of the day of the LORD: the mighty man shall cry there bitterly. Zephaniah 1:14
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