Two verses to discuss...

etothepii · 03-05-2008, 11:22 AM

1 Do not play in the road.
2 Stay on the sidewalk.

OK, they are not in the bible, but if they were, we would argue to no end about their meaning. [:@]

Chuck7 · 03-05-2008, 12:41 PM

yep you are right..with 50 different denonminations..

Kosherboy · 03-05-2008, 12:58 PM

I will play on the road if it is non denominational, but since the tolls are probably baptist then I will choose the side walk.
Unless the people on the sidewalk demand I speak in tongues in order to be safe on the sidewalk,LOL

m.t.hands · 03-05-2008, 01:41 PM

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1 Do not play in the road.
1 Stay on the sidewalk.

they are both #1????? i'm confused[&:]

Rebel Hog · 03-05-2008, 01:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kosherboy

I will play on the road if it is non denominational, but since the tolls are probably baptist then I will choose the side walk.
Unless the people on the sidewalk demand I speak in tongues in order to be safe on the sidewalk,LOL

I heard the Grand Canyon was formed by a Jew who lost a Silver Dollar!

The Rev · 03-05-2008, 02:48 PM

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ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog

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ORIGINAL: Kosherboy

I will play on the road if it is non denominational, but since the tolls are probably baptist then I will choose the side walk.
Unless the people on the sidewalk demand I speak in tongues in order to be safe on the sidewalk,LOL

I heard the Grand Canyon was formed by a Jew who lost a Silver Dollar!

I don't get it Reb.

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mudhead1s wife · 03-05-2008, 02:58 PM

The parable of the woman who lost her money, searched until she found it and then called her friends to rejoice?

The Rev · 03-05-2008, 03:17 PM

Yep we do get lost in the way things are worded. A ten-year old girl, who was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible because of her grandmother"™s teaching, asked her grandmother: "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?"

Kosherboy · 03-05-2008, 03:43 PM

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ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog

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ORIGINAL: Kosherboy

I will play on the road if it is non denominational, but since the tolls are probably baptist then I will choose the side walk.
Unless the people on the sidewalk demand I speak in tongues in order to be safe on the sidewalk,LOL

I heard the Grand Canyon was formed by a Jew who lost a Silver Dollar!

A whole dollar ? I thought it was 25 cents,LOL.
If I lost a dollar I would dig another Panama Canal.
Problem is you gentiles and Cubans do not understand the value of money as we do.
If I gave you 1 cent and you double it daily for 30 days how much would you end up with ?

I expect an answer mr.rebel

Rebel Hog · 03-05-2008, 08:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kosher boy

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ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog

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ORIGINAL: Kosher boy

I will play on the road if it is non denominational, but since the tolls are probably baptist then I will choose the side walk.
Unless the people on the sidewalk demand I speak in tongues in order to be safe on the sidewalk,LOL

I heard the Grand Canyon was formed by a Jew who lost a Silver Dollar!

A whole dollar ? I thought it was 25 cents,LOL.
If I lost a dollar I would dig another Panama Canal.
Problem is you gentiles and Cubans do not understand the value of money as we do.
If I gave you 1 cent and you double it daily for 30 days how much would you end up with ?

I expect an answer mr.rebel

I have one better!.......If you had a business from the time Christ was bornuntill today and lost (OneMillion Dollars a day), it would not be a Trillion Dollars to date (Mar. 05,08)[:-]

How many Trillion's is the National Debt??????