You know you're getting old when

[The Rev]

You Know You"™re Getting Old When"¦
1. You and your teeth don"™t sleep together.
2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren"™t wearing any.
3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you"™re not eating cereal.
4. Your back goes out, but you stay home.
5. Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
6. Happy hour is a nap.
7. You"™re on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.
8. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
9. You are on first name basis with your pharmacist
10. Getting "œlucky"� means you found your car in the parking lot.
11. It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
12. Everything hurts, and what doesn"™t hurt - doesn"™t work.

[Leafrivermac]

Lol Rev

[Venator1]

You Know You"™re Getting Old When

The list is real and the truth

[RLoving1]

That was his resume! He forgot to add"and you think soy milk taste good"

[Chuck7]

You Know You"™re Getting Old When"¦
1. You and your teeth don"™t sleep together.
2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren"™t wearing any.
3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you"™re not eating cereal.
4. Your back goes out, but you stay home.
5. Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
6. Happy hour is a nap.
7. You"™re on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.
8. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
9. You are on first name basis with your pharmacist
10. Getting "œlucky"� means you found your car in the parking lot.
11. It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
12. Everything hurts, and what doesn"™t hurt - doesn"™t work.
Good ones Bob..
Here's a few more..

13.When your sons can kick your butt easily in arm wrestling
14.When you have12 pairs of DollarGeneral reading glasses all over the house.
15.When you honesty thank God for getting in your tree climber..Our Florida Cypress trees make that first step a doosie.
16. When you give thanks for a healthy bowel movement..being for real here..
17. When you have the palm of your hand written up so you won't forget things..
18..When you realize your no longer waiting for the future..because the future is now..

[remington_girl]

ORIGINAL: The Rev

You Know You"™re Getting Old When"¦
1. You and your teeth don"™t sleep together.
2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren"™t wearing any.
3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you"™re not eating cereal.
4. Your back goes out, but you stay home.
5. Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
6. Happy hour is a nap.
7. You"™re on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.
8. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
9. You are on first name basis with your pharmacist
10. Getting "œlucky"� means you found your car in the parking lot.
11. It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
12. Everything hurts, and what doesn"™t hurt - doesn"™t work.

I know the feeling....[&o]

[The Rev]

Funny this is I can relate to all of those except for the one about the teeth. I still have all my toffers.
My wife asked me today, If I hurt more this year than last. I told he "yes, but we are the best shape we are ever going to be in." One Reason, for the diet and lost over 40 pounds... And yes, even the soy milk is part of my getting healthy plan.
At 58 I still have some hair , and most of my teeth.

[RLoving1]

58 huh? Man do if feel dumb...I had you at 60ish.

[Rebel Hog]

The Truth, Nothing But The Truth, So Help Me God!

[Rebel Hog]

ORIGINAL: Chuck7

14.When you have12 pairs of DollarGeneral reading glasses all over the house.