Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!She will bear your children.and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them."She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"God replied, "An arm and a leg."Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"Of course the rest is history!!!!
Sorry, but I thought this was funny and had to share it to lighten things up a bit.
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Christians aren't perfect, just sinners saved by grace.
Love to fish, hunt, ride atv's, music at church, football, family and friends.
Do you know Adam and eve's real names as found in Genesis ?
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The great day of the LORD is near, it is near, and hasteth greatly, even the voice of the day of the LORD: the mighty man shall cry there bitterly. Zephaniah 1:14
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Isn't it, "MAN" and "WOMAN?" LOL. Actually no I dont' know any language other than southeast Texan redneck broken english. And that sometimes stumps me......LOL.
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In Christ alone I place my trust.
Christians aren't perfect, just sinners saved by grace.
Love to fish, hunt, ride atv's, music at church, football, family and friends.
That was a good one. My husband will enjoy this, I'll let him know when he gets home from fishing. His boss called to see if he could go fishing today because his wife still won't let him out on the ice without a buddy
How Adam Got Eve - LOL
