When the graveside service had no more than terminated, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder.[/align]The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there."[/align]
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Behold, I have created the smith that bloweth the coals in the fire, and that bringeth forth an instrument for his work ~Isaiah 54:16
I don't know if I've ever told this one or not but this was told to me by our assistant Pastor.
There was a man whose parents didn't want to give him a normal name so they named him odd. Well odd grew up and finally got married and told his wife that if he dies before she does that he doesn't want his name on his headstone because he is sick of being called odd and to just put the date on there. Well odd dies and his wife buries under his request and put only the date on the headstone, a few years later a couple passed by his stone saw it was blank and said that's ODD!