Recent discovery of ancient text show an alternate story of the creation of man (or should I say woman).
God created Eve and after a few days came to the garden to see how she was doing. Eve said she was enjoying life in the garden and had rearranged the furnature. However she figured that having three breasts was a bit of a design flaw as they were always getting in the way. "No problem" said God and He scooped out the middle breast and through it over His shoulder.
After a few days God returned to see how Eve was doing. She said things were great, the two breasts was a much better idea and she had rearranged the furnature again. She was a little lonley though andhad noticedthe annimals in the garden each had a mate and she didn't. Besides the garbage was building up and the lawn needed mowing. She wondered if she could have a mate.
God said "No problem, but I need a bit of your flesh to work with, I may have to take a rib, no wait, what did we do with that usless tit?"
Eve made first!!!!!!
