Funny Joke from our sermon today...

[TexasOaks]

My pastor ended his sermon with this little joke and I wanted to share:

A farmer decided one morning to attend a church in town. He went into town in his tattered jeans, worn out shirt and with his boots on.

The church folks were outraged by his appearance. The pastor said to the farmer: "The next time you come here, pray and ask the Lord what you should wear." The farmer agreed.

The following Sunday the farmer returned to the same church ...in his work clothes. The pastor asked: "What did the Lord say?" The farmer replied, "The Lord said he had never been to this church and didn't know what to wear."

You might have to think about it but it will hit you.

[The Rev]

That's a good one, and very true as well.

I got a letter yesterday from an inmate in the Texas Prison System. He is so distressed because how the minister and the officials allow homosexual activity in church service. I told him, the same stuff goes on here on the outside. It's a sad thing. But true.

[mudhead1s wife]

That's a good one!

[cr422]

That is a good one.

Ever since I retired I wear jeans, T-shirt, and denim jacket most of the time. I dress the same way when I go to mass.

I've been in many churches, catholic and protestant, and to be fair, I don't think I've ever been in one where the pastor would object to what someone was wearing.

[manuman]

...............[&o]Funny........... sad but true in some cases.