What is the funniest thing you have heard come from a childs mouth? I thought this might be fun, for some of you. Kids are such blessings in so many ways.
We were saying bedtime prayers and chose to say Our Father, my son was only 3 at the time and didn't yet know how to say it. When we came to the part, Give us this day our daily bread, my son added, "and milk and cookies." We laughed so hard that we had to restart the prayer.
Now here is my prayer blunder, Once again it's bedtime and we are saying Our Father, and right before we got to Deliver us from evil, my boys starting goofing off, and I said Deliver us from children instead. Needless to say we had to restart prayer time so that everyone could pray with a prayerful heart.
That is some good stuff. I work with kids on the weekends and they do they the funniest stuff. I will have to think about it, but they do tell you everything.
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My daughter, who will be two come middle of June, is really starting to develop as a talker, still really rough around the edges, but she really cracks me up every day. I love when she goes "MMMMM" with a little smile to something tasty and especially when she says "I love you dada." Nothing hits my heart more.
Our youngest will be three in Sept. He says MMMMMM that good taste I want sa mo. And believe me they get funnier. I was at Wal-Mart and there was this couple in front of me with a little girl. She asked her dad for a treat and he said no because she was naughty in the store. The girl then said but daddy I love you, the dads reply, I love you to but that doesn't change the fact that you were naughty. So then the daughter says, but oh daddy you're sooo handsome. I was proud of that dad he said well thank you sweetheart, I think you are a pretty girl but you will not get a treat. Don't try again or you will have to have a time out when we get home. This time the daughter dejectedly said okay daddy I am sorry.
It took everything in me not to laugh but the parents thanked me for not.
I have found kids of all ages, even those up into the early 20's to have their funny moments as well. Even some of the most abused, neglected and criminal boys I have worked with have had their moments when they were simply children being children and nothing else.
Didn't hear it myself but I saw a list of things that a kindergarten class said when they were asked "What is Love"
One little girl responded:
"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."
^^^now, THAT's love!! haha
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"...and what does the Lord require of you, but to do justly, love mercy, and walk humbly with your God?
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure?)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10 (Who said boys do not have brains)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better myself)
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.
- Curt, age 7 (Good Point)
(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8 (Who made the rule?)
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age)
(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already understands)
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RE: Funny things kids say
My daughter, when she was around 4, heard me tell my mom that my tom-boy sister-in-law had just got engaged.
My Mom said, "Wow! I always thought that Karen was a lesbian!"
My adorable little girl replies, "No .... Aunt Karen isa Presbyterian."
I wet myself laughing ......
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for out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks!
These are hillarious[8D][8D]
Our Pastor did this thing on Dr. Dobsons book Bringing Up Boys, there is a ton of that kind of stuff in there you should read it.
Here's another one from a Focus on the Family pamphlet. This lady is in an elevator with her 3 year old son, this man gets on the elevator and for whatever reason (meaning I can't remember) the man takes the Lord's name in vain. The little boy says to the man, "Excuse me mister that's my God you're talking about." The man then ate his pride and apolagized.
Here's my sons marriage story, we used to live in an apartment where we met our friends Sarah and Jason. They have a daughter Haley that isa year older than Isaac. She was 6 at the time and he was 5. We were driving in the van when Haley says something to Isaac about them getting married, my son then says Haley I don't even want to marry you so you're just going to have to marry my dad. Haley then says that she can't because he is married to your mom. Then Isaac asks how do you get married? So I told him that he would have to be old enough to get married first of alland then, a pastor would marry him. I guess I wasn't thinking when I explained it and Isaac turned around and said Haley I guess we can get married,because I can't marry Orval, he's a guy. (Orval is our pastors name.)
When my son, who is now 15 ,was about 18 months,he discovered,with delight, that he could enhance his sounds that boys like to brag about. He made a particularly loud one, looked at me and proudly proclaimed--I made a butt noise! What an appropriate title!
Funny things kids say
