Thought ya'll would like this:
My mom sent this to me knowing I like Venison and am a Baptist:
Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook
a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and since it
was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious
aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the
Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came
to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several
classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled
holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a
Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed into
Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he stopped and
watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully
sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz
raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
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