20 Ways To Maintain Sanity

[Alex The Hawk]

20 Ways to Maintain Sanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"


7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The
Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a
Serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
'Rock Bottom'.
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I
Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking
Lot Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.......Send
This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.


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[The Rev]

I practice quite a few myself although I can't find them on your list...

Each time I greet someone in the eveningIsay "good morning" you'll be surprised how many will answer you the same way..

When someone asks "Do you know what time it is" answer Yes and keep on walking.

And not to offend you, but quite often when someone asks me a question just for fun I say, "No thanks, I am Jewish". and simply walk away..

When asked at the store paper or plastic,I say Yes, thank you.

When asked at a fast food restaurant are you going to eat this here. I point at a table and say "No, I am going to eat it over there."

One reason my wife doens't like going out with me!

[Alex The Hawk]

Hey Am not offended, when they ask me where Am from I usually say the Redneck capital Alabaami

[savedbygrace]

ORIGINAL: Alex The Hawk

Hey Am not offended, when they ask me where Am from I usually say the Redneck capital Alabaami

LOL..I usually say I'm from LA........Lower Alabama that is...

[Rebel Hog]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.