Unc John: The Lie Contimues:

[Leep]

Check ths guy out, now he's going to another site and ridiculing us all and patting himself on the back for putting us all in our places...
This clown has no shame and no credibility...and he still can't spell.
i'd love to meet him close up and personal once..

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UNFORGIVEN
« Thread Started on May 15, 2006, 3:55am »
[hr] It takes years of discipline and self denial to come up with some of my sick humor...that I know you all love. But with my devious mind that may strike without warning...you never want to be on the receiving end of one of my practical jokes...They are more like strategic jokes that were once used to catch criminals, in sting operations...thats what I use to do before I went totally insane.
Now people just humor me.

Recently I orchestrated a masterpiece of fratricide as I pitted several otherwise peaceful religious outdoors men not only against me but everyone else in the immediate vicinity. All I did really was use some old Mark Twain philosophy and applied it all in the right places, and pressed a few buttons.

Well It all started when Dan Hendricks invited me over to the Hunter Forum to check out his new articles he is writing...They are awesome as usual.

Then rather innocently I scanned the rest of the Forum, there close to the bottom is a forum for Hunting and Religion. I couldn't believe it, how do they keep that one under wraps I thought....the horns beginning to grow spontaneously out of my head.

Well it said all religions wellcome. ...Folks that was an invitation I just couldn't resist. Since all of them were invited I figured Id just be all of them at once. ....never can be too good in these days, don't want to take any chances. Well I never had so much fun since Paul installed the Fart Button.

Being a fair hand at theology I brought out some real intellectual points that most of the guys actually agreed with....well to a certain point...as I added a few extras to heat up the conversation just a little.

Playing the Devils Advocate in a beautiful role I really had some fun. So if by chance you like this kind of humor go check it out.. . had them running around with their hair on fire, and well youll see......

I got so many hits I found myself arise with undeserved attention.
Had I been dealing with countries instead of individuals I would have caused Armageddon. I'm sure this one preacher from Texas is waiting for me to come back, with an Exorsist.

"Remember This was in fun" at least for me....Forgive me I was really bad.
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Re: UNFORGIVEN
« Reply #1 on May 15, 2006, 6:29am »
[hr] I am almost scared to see what you have done.

So, do you have a link?
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Re: UNFORGIVEN
« Reply #2 on May 15, 2006, 7:15pm »
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May 15, 2006, 6:29am, progers wrote:I am almost scared to see what you have done.

So, do you have a link?

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I actually feel sorry for him. I did some checkin on him down in La with some long range shooters in the area. They say he's really a sad guy. All he does is go around ranges down there and, talks and talks and never really shuts up talking about how smart and good he is at everything, really doesn't have much of a life beside talking they said.They said they just ignore him. I know your mad leep, and what he does is wrong, but you have kinda feel for a guy that needs to go around and beg for acceptance from everybody he meets.

I think we should pray for the guy, and thats going to be hard for me to do.

[G5]

huh, i guess one day he will realize just how lonely he is. He will wonder why he has no one that he can talk to and i dont mean someone to ramble at (sounds like he has plenty of people to bother) but to really sit down and talk to. He will wonder what could have brought him such a place so empty. He will ponder the thought to die alone. by the time he realizes this it may be to late for any human to feel his emptyness and take him in. But i know of someone who will take him, I hope he does too.

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ORIGINAL: bigcountry
I think we should pray for the guy, and thats going to be hard for me to do.

....few things worthwhile, are easy....and you have EXACTLY the right idea!!!

[The Rev]

Poor guy, even though he is a legend in his own mind, he will never will a spelling B's.

[manuman]

I especially loved his reference to his being a theological expert, and his 'intellectual' prowess!! He didn't bother to make one reply that was addressing any intellectual aspect! Well, as was said, he does sound rather pathetic, and I don't mena that derogatorily, but honestly has some real issues that are obvious, so the best thing is to show some real sympathy and to prey that he comes to his senses and to reality. He honestly seems a little out of touch with it.

[Leep]

You guys have a better outlook thatn I and i applaud you all for it. I shall have to rethink my position since reading what Bigcountry said..
I too will pray for him and if he is like you guys say, I can't help but pity him also.
I guess I shouldn't give him too much flak over his spelling as I make a few errors myself.
I hope i can afford a new set of specs pretty soon cause I simply cannot see what I am writing unlesss I make the text real large.....I get lazy and make my own mistakes in spelling, but usually through haste and not ignorance...really sucks not being able to see what I am writing unless I have to take several steps between writing and posting...
I really feel better now that you have found out that he is really just an unfortanute individual seeking to be elevated in the eyes of the world he lives in..
Dang, now I feel bad because he probably really is one of those guys who have a need to act this way in order to gain acceptance...
If anyone ever has any more correspondance with him let me know, cause now I feel a need to make contact and try to gain an understanding of him..

What a crazy world we live in..
Well, God Bless him and I always feel bad for people who are so lonely and desperate for acceptance they have to act in this manner...

I will pray for him tonight and ask God to forgive me for being so rough on him...

Thanks guys, you don't know how much I appreciate this place and all of you..
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[The Rev]

ORIGINAL: manuman

He didn't bother to make one reply that was addressing any intellectual aspect!

en tell lect ?

[m.t.hands]

exactly what i said in my other post

good luck buddy, i'll be sure and pray for you.

keith

i said it and i'm serious about it, trying not to judge but i think the guy has problems[&o], i will continue to pray for him, one thing that always seems to key me in in is the word "I" used over and over, B.C., i also have a bunch of friends in la. that said they would rather not comment, but that unj was not nearly as sought after as he has in-grained in his own thought, this again reminds me of the thread i posted about "boasting", i'll try to do better and if uncle john needs help i'm there for the guy, thats the best i can do

BTW, the original post was still never funny[&o]

keith

[brknarrow]

I too am praying for uncle Joe, I feel bad for the guy. It doesn't sound to me like Jesus Christ, is uncle joes lord and savior. And for this I will prey.