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A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What wasJesus' mother'sname?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus'father's name was?"
A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you getthat?"
The kid said, "Well, you know they are alwaystalking about Verge n'Mary.''
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KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old, Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art inheaven, Harold is His name.Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don'tworry about it.I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother inchurch,Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat ofthe car.His father asked him three times what was wrong.Finally, the boy replied,"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in aChristian home, and I wanted to stay with youguys."
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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter,Caitlin, the Lord'sPrayerfor several evenings at bedtime,she would repeat after me the lines from theprayer.Finally, she decided to go solo.I listened with pride as she carefully enunciatedeach word right up to the end of the prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed,"but deliver us some E-mail.
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One particular four-year-old prayed,"And forgive us our trash basketsas we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as theywere on the waytochurch service,"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,"Because a lot of people aresleeping."
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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brotherJoel were sittingtogether in church.Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.Finally, his big sister had had enough."You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,"See those two men standing by the door?They're hushers."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3.The boys began to argue over who would get thefirst pancake.Their mother saw the opportunity for a morallesson."If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,'Let my brother have the first pancake, I canwait.'"
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,"Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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A father was at the beach with his childrenwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,grabbed his hand, and led him to the shorewhere a seagull lay dead in the sand."Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.At the table, she turned to their six-year-olddaughter and said,"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wifeanswered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why onearth did Iinviteall these people to dinner?"
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After the christening of his baby brother inchurch,Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat ofthe car.His father asked him three times what was wrong.Finally, the boy replied,"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in aChristian home, and I wanted to stay with youguys."
Kids and Church
