Bible Quiz!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was
floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A
Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and
drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah
drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's
Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda,
because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He
brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no
longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in
the Bible? A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once
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Jesus said, "he who stands firm to the end will be saved" Mark 13:13.
Live Life in such a way that those who do not know Christ will come to know Him because they know you
"In God We Trust"
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Gosh Cat, you do have a sense of humor!
