Religous humor

[Tazman]

God said, "Adam, Iwant you to do

something for me."


Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"


God said, "Go down into that valley."


Adam said, "What's a valley?"

God explained it to him.

Then God said, "Cross the river."

Adam said, "What's a river?"
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God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."

Adam said, "What is a hill?"

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"

Adam said, "What's a cave?"

After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."

Adam said, "What's a woman?"

So God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."!


Adam said, "How do I do that?"


God first said (under his breath), "Geez....."


And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.


So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.


Then, in about five minutes, he was back.


God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"


And Adam said




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"What's a headache?

[Rebel Hog]

[Rebel Hog]

My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

[Rebel Hog]

Show your faith


kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment of bringing something to represent their religion.
The first boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is the Star of David."
The second boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Mary. I'm am Catholic and this is the Crucifix."
The third boy got in front of the class and said, " My name is Tommy and I am Baptist and this is a casserole."

[Tazman]

Hog if the boy had been Southern Baptist he would have brought Fried Chicken!!!

[Rebel Hog]

ORIGINAL: Tazman

Hog if the boy had been Southern Baptist he would have brought Fried Chicken!!!

[The Rev]

ORIGINAL: Tazman

Hog if the boy had been Southern Baptist he would have brought Fried Chicken!!!

Amen, except he would have been in a committee meeting all day..

[burniegoeasily]

Thats some funny stuff. Reminds me the old joke about the kid in sunday school praying to Howell. The Sunday school teacher asks, 'Why are you praying to Howell?" The little boy said, "Because thats Gods name. She said, "Could you explain that to me". The little boy said, " When we say the Lords Prayer we say, Our father who art in heaven, Howell be thy name........"

[burniegoeasily]

ORIGINAL: The Rev

Amen, except he would have been in a committee meeting all day..

Lol. How true.

[The Rev]

OKAY THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!! Taz your out of control...