THE PIRATE
A pirate walked into apub and the barkeep said, "Hey mate, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." [/align][/align]"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
"Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. Me hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."[/align][/align]"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of themwhite washed meeye."
"You're kidding mate," said the barkeep, "you couldn't lose an eye just from that."
"Well, It was me first day with the hook."[/align][/align]
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"Blessed is He who Comes in The Name of The Lord"
That one was funny.. I needed that one today... I found out today I have to preach a funeral this weekend... I just married the couple less than three months ago, and I've been working on the funeral sermon... Thanksa lot I need that...
Rev if I am not being nosy, was the death expected?
No Taz, he was an rough neck. He left Sudday for the rig, got up Monday morning and dropped dead from a heart attack... He lived hard Taz... He drank and smoked a lot.
No matter how the man lived I am sure his wife and kids are devestated, I went through my living hard times, some how I have managed to hit the age of 52 by the grace of God. I just finished saying a prayer for you and his family Rev.
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The Tazman aka Martin Price
Proud father of a Devil Dog
Thanks Taz. This is their wedding pic. She is taking this very hard, after all they were still on their honeymoon.. His two daughters are 14 and 16 they loved their daddy. I just talked with the family, all this was brought on by an ear infection. He called for a Dr. appointment Monday morning and they told him they couldn't see him, so he just went back to work were he collapsed and quit breathing, this brought on the heart attack... Thanks for the prayers, I know his daughters are going to have a very hard time with this, they are the ones standing on the left.
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE/THE PIRATE
