(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone
was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and
why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should
not live forever, because if we were supposed to live
forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot
live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd
love to be skinny like that, but not with all those
flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
of my body,"
--Winston Bennett,
University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president."
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
subpoenaed documents.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to
death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are
doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California. I practically grew up in
Phoenix."
--Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean
air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports
analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President
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"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may
not occur."
--Al Gore, VP
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from
overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that you passed
away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a
change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South
Carolina
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor
their heart throughout the night. And the next
morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a
record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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"Blessed is He who Comes in The Name of The Lord"
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor
their heart throughout the night. And the next
morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a
record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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